You may notice, except 'chapter 10-What women want?' all  the other's have been removed. Yes! Rave chick has completed ten chapters-one edition. If you missed any one, message me on the page, will put it up again, on FB itself. (:

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“A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.” ~Diana Stürm

There’s one thing I really like to discuss about, women and the issues related to them. I have come across many articles, blogs, posting about ‘what women exactly want?’, or ‘Ten things about what women desire.’ Etc…There are many others in the endless list of experiments. It’s actually a subtle explanation of our gestures, which are quite confusing for the so called breed named ‘men’. The crux is women never really know what they want. (I say this with firm pomp and proud, this goes for me as well. Just like Mignon McLaughlin once said, “No woman wants to see herself too clearly.")

We may show the excitement, the zeal and what ever emotion you may well relate to this, but at the end of the day the thing which we really look forward to is… a big fat ‘question mark’. We don’t know. We may go shopping for endless hours, spending on ‘the’ most beautiful dress, but still there could be things which are still hovering around us like a dark gloomy cloud.

As Sigmund Freud wrote "Even after my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer: WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT?"

When to know your woman is fussed about something?

•  She won’t answer you straight, unless you give up, “Okay honey, I’m off to bed. Let me know when you are done fuming over something so intangible.” (Yes. The biggest mistake of your life has just been committed. Never walk over an argument with a woman. Chances are, she would come right swinging at you and call you a heartless d***.)

“However, I'm not denying' the women are foolish:  God Almighty made 'em to match the men.  ~George Eliot

•  She cuts the phone call in between, without the usual kisses at the end and the “I love you”. (Mostly guys won’t budge calling back. Yeah. Sweet. Don’t. You have called upon the hells wrath. She will be standing over your throat the next day.)

• No matter what you are talking to her, the reply at the most would be, “Uhmm”, “okay”, “yeah”. If nothing, there would be this dark, almost suffocating silence. (A women’s silence is terrifying. She could almost kill you with that weapon. Try keeping it that way, and the answer would be, “Yeah, you must be celebrating! Great she isn't talking, finally!! How soothing the calmness is. Celebrate forever, because I am not talking with your for the rest of your god damn life.” Now that’s utterly sweet. Try persuading her to talk, “What is your problem? Why can’t you let me be? Can’t I have a moment of silence? Why do you constantly talk? Just leave me alone. I knew we would have problems. The issue is, you talk so much and I talk only sense or else when required.” Yeah. That’s confusing. 

•  She would mock you in every sentence, to make you realize that you are a sinner! (Try ignoring, “Yeah…now you’re so dumb, or else you pretend as if you don’t get it. How could you be this insensitive? I thought we understood each other. I was so wrong about you.” What follows are the usual weeps and sobs. Try poking her to spill the beans, “I expect you to understand without me pointing out your mistake! You are so old now, when will you actually grow up? Stop behaving like a child. Can’t you interpret this much even?” )

Arguing with a woman will never prove to be a triumph. If supposedly you did succeed once, chances are she will be back, this time with full supply of arm and ammunition. *Grins* As they say…

“Women get the last word in every argument.  Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument." ~Author Unknown


To be continued…

Continued....Crush, rush and other things.
Teen refers to a transforming phase between puberty and mature adulthood. But, I seriously feel teens are rather more mature than a lot of us (Meaning the adults.). The other day,  I happened to witness this young girl (Must be in 9-10th grade.), who was constantly telling her mom to buy her .....................

(Note:-I have nothing against engineers. Most of my friends, and infact my dad happens to be one. This post is a light humor. Please don’t take it in a negative sense. If offended, please leave xD LOL. What else?)

Okay, so lately I have observed lot of  ..................... 

Okay, so how many of you really fear travelling in buses? (And, let’s say U.P roadways to be more specific.) For me, it is my worst nightmare, ever! This post happens to be my most recent experience, and it was traumatizing.  ..................... 

(Note:- I know I was suppose to post about ‘adrenaline rush’, but this topic is interesting as well. I heard these from random people, guys to be more precise, and I couldn’t control but to clear the air, just a bit. I will be posting that part soon enough.)

So, here it is…

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The adversities…of having a crush! (Only when the condition is a way bit prominent. To the extent, that even the local newspaper has an article about it.)

1.  You end up being named  ..................... 

Okay, so now this topic is pretty random, again, but quite relevant in today’s world. Isn’t it? We all have this phase of crush, the adrenaline rush and then other things (porn, drugs and other waste). My mom is one of those, who will actually encourage  ..................... 

Yeah, so depression is not a gag, as funny it might seem though. The other day I was just chatting with my mom (She happens to be a psychology student. No doubt I might seem as the most depressed person to you; can’t help it) and she pointed out to me that if you happen to play with your hair a bit too much then you are in too deep thinking (by that she meant,  ..................... 

Well this topic just hit me seeing the amount of people suffering from it lately *smiles sheepishly*. I came up with lot of things, rather bizarre I would cite them as, but practical! If you are not depressed, ah! Well read on who cares anyway.

The things which mostly make us depressed (I am assuming you are):-

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